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  1. rockmusiclove reblogged this from dwightfryes
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  7. philanthropisst reblogged this from fentonthermos and added:
    Mine says I got stabbed in the stomach. Or maybe I did that old style of Korean(?) suicide.
  8. fentonthermos reblogged this from irldothewindything and added:
    Wait do then I was either killed via the top of my head or not reincarnated if this was true I’m 99.99999% sure I don’t...
  9. hemskheter reblogged this from superwhoavengelotrhobbitlock and added:
    i have so many birthmarks i must have died so many times D:
  10. irldothewindything reblogged this from superwhoavengelotrhobbitlock and added:
    i have a birthmark on the top of my arm that looks like California
  11. superwhoavengelotrhobbitlock reblogged this from homestucksanonomous and added:
    theconverserapist: did I die from old age then? I have no birthmarks o,o
  12. homestucksanonomous reblogged this from old-sticler and added:
    okay, no joke, I have a birth mark on my left knee. insert arrow to the knee joke here
  13. darknephilim reblogged this from conspiracykeanureeves and added:
    I got a birthmark on my upper left chest and in various other places. hmm…
  14. martin-teague reblogged this from conspiracykeanureeves and added:
    who stabbed me in the left leg who
  15. chahles reblogged this from hyesoh and added:
    I love deep shit. That would mean I got shit, stabbed, or something in the bottom left of my bellybutton. And my brother...
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  17. hyesoh reblogged this from conspiracykeanureeves and added:
    …I got shot/stabbed/injected with poison on the wrist? Blimey.
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  20. 6bigluke9 reblogged this from ahoysassahina and added:
    so the back of my left leg and on my head hidden by my hair….dang
  21. ahoysassahina reblogged this from conspiracykeanureeves and added:
    in that case I have died sooooooooooooooooo many times. haha
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  23. shieldagentmothski reblogged this from sprightlyvigilante and added:
    I got stabbed/shot/impaled in the back. Fun. In the shape of a kiss mark. Whot.
  24. kingressentiment reblogged this from conspiracykeanureeves and added:
    if that were true then someone probably would have shot me through my shoulder or stabbed me and let me bleed to death
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  29. gates-of-horn-and-ivory reblogged this from conspiracykeanureeves and added:
    Look, I’ve found an another meme blog. Prepare for SPAM.
  30. peeingoneverythingyoulove reblogged this from conspiracykeanureeves and added:
    If that’s the case, then someone like, grabbed my throat and strangled me, slit it, stabbed it or I clawed it out...
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